In 2019, I was walking the streets of Rome when Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick strolled by; I didn’t know who he was. On the flight home, I decided to watch Ferris Bueller’s Day Off for the first time in honor of my new friend. It was good! I barely remember it.

What was the last movie you watched on a plane? Did you finally carve out the time for Oppenheimer with nowhere to be for hours on end? Did you toss on The Devil Wears Prada for the umpteenth time? Whatever it was, do you remember how it ended? If not, you might have a substance abuse and/or anger problem. Sad.

At least, that’s the way of the world for The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. In the land of snowflakes and psychosis, nothing makes a lick of sense. Heather suddenly hates Lisa and Meredith; Whitney’s hair

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