U.S. - Waffle House, a beloved national treasure and fast-food icon, has decided to expand outside its cozy diner market by producing its own line of scented candles. The Waffle House candles are designed to fill your home with that trademark scent of waffles and stale cigarettes.
"The authentic Waffle House experience can finally be had even when customers are not dining in with us," said Marty Fishburne, a spokesman for Waffle House. "Now you can immediately fill your home with the unmistakable, welcoming aroma of fresh, golden brown waffles, as well as a stale, smoky thickness that seeps into everything it touches."
"I fell into despair when I thought I could never hope to recapture the comfortable, homey Waffle House scent without decades of heavy chain-smoking and waffle making insi

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