In the city rabid attention seekers say is the closest thing America has to Afghanistan, Barb Bechard was dishing up breaded pork chops at a Catholic church.

This was Saturday, Nov. 22, on the east side of Dearborn. Farther west, a crew of agitators had rumbled down Michigan Avenue a few days earlier barking about sharia law while their leader slapped a Quran with a package of bacon, which is so absurdly inflammatory I don't even have a joke for it.

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