During the 2016 campaign, Donald Trump ’s personal physician released a letter claiming that he would be the “healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.” This assertion (which, we later learned, Trump dictated) has only become more ridiculous as the president has displayed health issues typical of a 79-year-old, from falling asleep in public to showing up to events with a huge bruise on his hand . But these obvious signs of aging have only made Trump, and everyone in his administration, insist more forcefully that he possesses almost superhuman health and energy levels .

So unsurprisingly, Trump was infuriated to wake up to a front-page story in the New York Times on Wednesday that described his declining health.

The story was actually pretty mild. The only big r

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