WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the President's farewell address on Wednesday evening, Vice President Kamala Harris delivered her own heartfelt address to a bunch of Beanie Babies spread out on her bed.

Harris was reportedly dressed in formal attire as she knelt at the foot of her bed and delivered a stirring message of patriotism, the American dream, and how she had single-handedly solved all the world's problems and ushered in an era of world peace while the Beanie Babies looked on in respectful silence.

"As your vice president, I successfully secured the southern border, cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate to pass the Inflation Reduction Act, and brokered world peace among all the world's nations," she said, reading off a nearby teleprompter. "I couldn't have done it without the sup

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