South Park finally set its sights on Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, portraying him as a childish, ineffective, content-obsessed “d-----bag.”

Hegseth was introduced by failing to intimidate the South Park police station. He demanded they release Peter Thiel, who was arrested in the previous episode, only for Detective Harris to easily kick him to the curb.

“I don’t think you understand,” Hegseth told them. “You’re messing with the Department of War!”

The line referred to real-life Hegseth’s decision to rebrand the Department of Defense, a move that nobody in South Park—not even the Trump character—takes seriously.

“Hegseth, don’t just make a bunch of content,“ Trump tells him over the phone. ”Like, actually go and do something."

The advice seems to stun Hegseth, who is livestrea

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