WASHINGTON, D.C. - After the conservative-leaning Supreme Court this week upheld another unconstitutional law passed by Democrats, conservatives praised their justices for doing such a great job of conserving all the terrible ideas Dems have had over the past few decades.

"Obamacare has been conserved -- this is yet another victory for conservatism," said one conservative commentator, Dave France. "A lot of crazy far-right Republicans are saying this is a loss, but it's actually a victory. We must uphold the norms introduced by Democrats in the last few years -- ideas that we would have considered to be insane just a couple of decades ago. They are now our country's new normal, and we must conserve them."

"This is a big win for conservatives!" he added. He continued on to warn SCOTUS aga

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