Brought to you by: The Focused Pastor

Everyone knows that being a pastor is a great way to get into Heaven, but did you know that being a pastor can make your life super easy on earth as well?

The Babylon Bee painstakingly interviewed thousands of pastors to compile the following list of the ways ministers have it cushier than everyone else:

You only work one hour per week: And if you speed up your delivery, you may even cut it down to 53 minutes.

If you do anything wrong, someone will immediately tell you how to correct it: Thank you, Dolores!

Your wife and kids are guaranteed to be perfect because you're a pastor: Think about it, how many pastors' kids have you ever known who turned out bad? Exactly.

You're no longer tempted by sin: It's like the cheat code for the Christian li

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