Among the many members of this Trump Administration to be spoofed on this season of South Park — easily one of the wildest yet — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has so far been spared. That is, until last night. During a Thanksgiving-themed episode titled “Turkey Trot,” Hegseth, a former Fox News anchor and military general, was depicted as an Instagram Reels-obsessed content creator sent to town on Trump’s orders to free Peter Thiel, who you might recall was arrested in the previous episode. “Don’t just make a bunch of content. Like, actually go and do something,” South Park’s Trump tells Hegseth.

Elsewhere, the town is planning to host a 5k Turkey Trot that is, naturally, sponsored by Saudi Arabia. The only caveat? Contestants can’t speak ill of the royal family. Cartman recru

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