BALTIMORE, MD - The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People announced Wednesday morning that the long-standing civil rights organization would be closing its doors after learning that Starbucks had successfully completed its mandatory, company-wide unconscious racial bias training.

"There's really not much left for us to do," NAACP CEO Derrick Johnson said in a statement. "This four-hour training session managed to achieve total racial harmony, accomplishing things far beyond our wildest dreams."

NAACP officials will begin boarding up their offices immediately, with the majority of locations and activities expected to be completely closed down by the end of the week and the rest to follow by the end of next month.

The impact from the Starbucks' short training session

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