Brought to you by: Focus on the Family

Public schools are a lot different today than they were years ago. In the old days, Christian kids could blend right in with the crowd at public schools. Today? Not so much. God-fearing, Bible-believing kids tend to stick out like sore thumbs at school these days.

How easy is it to spot them? The Babylon Bee is here with a list of dead giveaways.

They do this weird thing where they close their eyes and fold their hands before eating lunch: Suspicious!

They have zero holes in their face, their hair isn't rainbow colored, and you can confidently tell their gender: Total Jesus freak.

They point to the sky after booting a home run in kickball: We see you, Timmy!

They ask the band director if they can play the hand bell: That one's a freebie.

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