CLEVELAND, OHIO ( TheOBR.com ) - Good morning, Cleveland Browns fans!

I may have made a bad decision.

Following a day which involved a tremendous amount of food, football, and beer, I woke up unprompted at 5AM this morning, and decided that, if I were up, I might as well sit down to write the Massive Morning Missive. Now, a little over an hour later, that decision is looking questionable as the toll of yesterday’s indulgences has mounted with every waking moment. Fortunately, I have coffee to rely on, so just assume everything you see from here on is entirely the coffee speaking.

THE DAILY BLOVIATION

Last night’s game between the Bengals and Ravens went Joe Burrow’s way, sending the Ratbird faithful home early. The 32-14 Bengals victory not only nuked a five-game Rat winning streak,

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