OXFORD — One of the most well-known stories from the biblical gospels took on a whole new meaning this week, as a team of scholars revealed that they now believe the young rich man went away sad when Jesus told him to sell all his possessions because he had the Nintendo Power Glove.

The discovery was made by a group of theologians who investigated multiple translations of ancient texts, coming to the conclusion that the man sometimes described as the "young ruler" was despondent at the thought of having to sell the Power Glove that had made him the envy of all his friends.

"It was surely a tough pill for him to swallow," said biblical scholar Professor Clifford Martin. "We now believe that this young man had created an impressive aura about himself among his circle of acquaintances, larg

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