As a child, when my family went to Chinese restaurants, my favourite part was opening the fortune cookie to read my future. Article content
I cracked them open at many long-vanished places like House of Wong, Yangstze, Nanking and Bill Wong. Article content Article content
The fortunes ranged from simple predictions, like “A pleasant surprise is in store for you,” to philosophical advice, like “A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.”
Some were clever, like “The road to success is always under construction.” Though you wouldn’t know that in Montreal.
Another memorable one I got as a young adult was: “Now would be a good time to invest in RRSPs.” I wish I’d listened sooner.
But where did these fortunes come from?
It was decades later I learned every for

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