Playing on Black Friday, the Philadelphia Eagles lost their second consecutive game, this time at home to the Chicago Bears. The offense, defense, and special teams all kinda stunk. As always, win, lose, or tie, we hand out 10 awards.

1) The 'No Pee Breaks Offense' Award 🚽: Nick Sirianni and Kevin Patullo

The Eagles' offense sucks. #Analysis. But it's not they suck. It's they suck.

They held the ball for barely over one-third of the game, as the Bears beat the Eagles in time of possession, 39:18 to 20:42. The Bears doubled them up in first downs, 28-14. They ran 85 plays to the Eagles' 51.

The Eagles had four three-and-outs, plus another two-play possession that ended in a Bears INT. If you used the bathroom during a commercial break, there was a decent chance that by the time you sat

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