MADISON, WI — A local white male has made the courageous decision to vote for Kamala to preserve his daughter's right to murder his grandchildren.

Several reporters caught up with the man to ask what drove him to make such a principled stand.

"As a man, it's my responsibility to protect my precious daughter's ability to be used sexually by multiple men and then kill my grandchild," said Tim Lonell from Madison. "If men don't rise up and vote for Kamala, some of my descendants might miss out on the joy of murdering my other descendants. I shudder at the thought of such a beautiful right being taken away."

Polls indicate that a majority of the men voting for Kamala also want to make sure Planned Parenthood is stocked with plenty of their grandchildren's fetal tissue for their medical expe

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