HUNTINGTON, WV - Sign-ups have begun for what is being called the most epic, hardcore, ultra-masculine men's Bible study weekend ever. Men from across the country are gathering for an amped-up, bacon-eating, chainsaw-revving, shotgun-shooting, flame-throwing, root beer-drinking crash course in masculinity.

"You want a nice, relaxing weekend where you learn about God while eating a salad, and getting a foot rub?! WELL TOO BAD! Here on this retreat, we are going to reclaim authentic, Biblical manliness," said Pastor Butch MacDonald. "Today's sorry excuses for men are in for a rude awakening."

"This weekend we are all gonna learn to make hatchets from scratch, just like all the disciples did. And in doing so we're really going to sharpen our biblical knowledge." Butch continued. "We're also

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