PORTLAND, OR - A man in a Portland-area gulag expressed today that he's glad the president isn't tweeting mean things anymore.

He was hauled away to the gulag after it was revealed that he voted Republican in 2004. He recanted and promised to do better, but his crimes were deemed too bad to integrate him back into society, and so he was sentenced to 100 years' hard labor at the Kamala Harris Peace and Love Facility for Adults.

Despite his predicament, the man is happy there are no more mean tweets from the man in the White House.

"I mean, yeah, Biden isn't perfect -- but at least he's not Trump," he said to his cellmate as they shared a rat. "The destruction of all our institutions is bad, but his tweets are pretty good. He has people write them for him and they sound really smart and s

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