MESOPOTAMIA — As heavy rains began pouring down upon the landscape, sending thousands of people scattering in terror, Noah's wife placed a series of stick figure decals on the back of the ark, according to sources.

"One for each of us!" she said as she leaned over the railing on the back of the ark to apply the stickers. "See? There's Noah and me, and here are Shem, Ham, Japheth, and their wives. I wasn't sure they would stick to the gopher wood, especially with all of the water falling out of the sky, but now it really feels more homey. I love doing little things like this to make it our own!"

Though chaos continued to ensue outside the ark, Noah and his family were already settling in with their numerous animal companions. "I'm not sure how I feel about the stick figure decals," Noah s

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