Marriage is an endless bouquet of blessings and discoveries, with each new day bringing new joys and delights to those who join in the divine covenant. That being said, what are husbands good for, exactly?

Wives can rest easy, as The Babylon Bee has compiled the following (exhaustive) list of benefits of having a husband:

Opening your Amazon boxes with a multitool: You'd never be able to open that box so quickly and efficiently without his help.

Arm candy: Now you'll finally get all the looks when you arrive at parties.

When your car makes a funny noise: It's particularly helpful after you run over something again.

Explaining things that are far too complicated for women to understand: An essential service provided by all husbands.

Ordering a dessert when you say you're not hungr

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