For a certain type of cult-movie junkie , the mention of Troll 2 brings forth some of the most quotable and terrible dialogue ever scripted: “You can’t piss on hospitality!” “They’re eating her… and then they’re going to eat me! Oh my goddddd!” Troll 2 is so fantastically awful it spawned a tribute doc, directed by the movie’s own grown-up child star, lovingly and perfectly titled Best Worst Movie . But if you go to Netflix right now, the Troll 2 the streamer is pushing is a completely different movie.

Disappointing, but what a double feature that would make! The 1990 horror comedy ( unintentional comedy) follows a family visiting the town of Nilbog, which they discover is home to a hostile community of goblins who are vegetarian—except they also eat people, which is the k

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