Daily Star TV man Mike Ward can't help but notice that whenever the celebrities fall out it's always over the slightest of issues, such as the dunny or washing up I'm A Celeb campmates (Image: ITV/Shutterstock)

It’s never the big things, is it? Whenever campmates fall out on I’m A Celeb - and it happens even to the happiest - it's always over something so petty that it's laughable.

The state of the dunny. The nicking of sweets. The smuggling-in of butter.

Or, last night, the washing up.

See, this is why our soaps have been shedding viewers. The makers of Coronation Street , EastEnders , Emmerdale etc. assume we want doom, disaster, murder, misery, mayhem, that kind of thing. Endless hours of primetime grief.

But let's be honest, those aren't the things what we mostly get

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