SALT LAKE CITY — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has officially launched the first annual BMX Missionary Games, where young missionaries will compete in the arena of BMX sports.
"They're naturals, those Elders," said Prophet, Seer, and Revelator Russel M. Nelson. "They're out there riding bikes all day anyway, but now they can do it for a chance at a sweet Latter-Day-Saint BMX trophy. If I weren't almost 101 years old, I'd jump on one of those 20-inch bikes of glory and head out myself!"
Young elders will compete from all over the world for a chance at BMX and Celestial glory in a competition to be held in the mountains above Salt Lake City. Missionaries have been vigorously training around the world by pedaling between teaching appointments in search of the best stair dr

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