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PHILIPPI — A palpable change in tone and demeanor exhibited by a pair of traveling preachers was observed today, as the apostles quickly started acting more pious after they noticed their companion, Luke, watching and taking notes.
Apostles Paul and Silas, in the middle of a long missionary journey, found themselves having to straighten up and act more serious after they were joined on this leg of the trip by their physician friend, who was apparently now documenting everything they did and said.
"Oh, sorry, didn't know you were writing all of this down," Paul reportedly said to Luke. "So, um… yeah… forget the story I was telling about the time Barnabas spent an hour preaching the Gospel with a piece of fish stuck in his beard from lunch. Let's talk about

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