Stable genius Donald Trump, who apparently hallucinates more than a Burning Man tent full of bedazzled twenty-somethings, has retweeted an Alex Jones missive so dumb I have to wonder who the audience is. Eric? Don Jr? No one with two brain cells to rub together can believe this.

When it comes to his autopen distress, Trump doesn't just bend reality, he freebases it. Any excuse to claim something was done with the very standard tool gets top billing in his world, where everything is an imagined slight against his rule. Mr. MRI is off on a tear, sharing garbage on social media like he's running out of time, which hopefully he is.

Previously:

• Grandpa Pudding Brains' impossible promise on drug prices and other flubs

• 'Different from what's happening?' Trump's pudding brain leaves him op

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