ZOAR — In an attempt to help her find a homeopathic solution to her excessive sodium levels, local patriarch Lot suggested to his salt pillar wife that she should start drinking more water.
Close friends of Lot's family said his wife began experiencing severe physical issues shortly after the family escaped from the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, where they had previously lived, with the popular opinion tracing her ailments to the fact that she had been transformed into a pillar of salt.
"Babe, maybe it would help if you stayed more hydrated," Lot reportedly told his wife. "You'd probably feel a lot better and wouldn't be dealing with all of this discomfort every day. They've done a lot of studies about this. Everyone says you need a certain amount of water for your body to function

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