You may think America is a deeply divided nation, but you're wrong! Americans actually have a ton in common, and we're gonna prove it to you. Let's take a moment together to reflect on what unites us as people. Let the healing and unity begin.
Here are 7 things Americans still agree on:
All lives matter - Oh shoot-- we didn't mean that. We are so sorry. Let's try again. Let's see...
The Pope is Catholic - no wait...we're actually not sure about this one either.
Boys shouldn't be allowed in girls restrooms - We've just been informed that this is hate speech. We retract it and are deeply sorry for any hurt we have caused.
Trump's kind of a moron, right? - Please put your gun away-- we were just kidding.
2+2=4 - That's good! We all agree, right? ...No? Shoot...
Let's see...

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