He was trashed!
A “very intoxicated” raccoon went on a drunken rampage inside a Virginia liquor store — then passed out face-first in the bathroom, local officials said.
The masked bandit was found snoozing in a booze-induced haze by the toilet Saturday morning after trashing the Ashland ABC Store, leaving a behind a trail of broken liquor bottles, disheveled shelves, and toppled boxes, according to the Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter.
The “very intoxicated” raccoon was found snoozing on the floor after trashing the Ashland ABC Store. Hanover County Animal Protection
“They are funny little creatures,” Samantha Martin, the animal control officer who found the raccoon, told the Associated Press.
“He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full-blown rampage,

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