Just as the Royals hoped Andrew was gone, there's a huge new problem

An eloquence of Inner Temple lawyers scanning every line will have to be drafted in if rumours are true - Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is considering a 'tell-all' autobiography. But if the ex-prince is genuinely considering feathering his retirement nest with a tell-all tome - will anything stop shameless 'Air Miles Andy' from crashing the house down around him?

When I say 'tell-all', there's the first rub. Let's face it, as Emily Maitlis and the BBC Newsnight audience will agree, Andrew is not gifted in the art of spinning a believable yarn. Andrew Lownie's recent damning biography on Andrew , 'Entitled: The Rise and Fall of the House of York', sears with scandal, sex and money depicting him as arrogant, self-seeking and in denial about his links to Jeffrey Epstein .

But if a