PALM BEACH, FL — The Babylon Bee has obtained the inside scoop regarding Donald J. Trump's big upcoming announcement, and is first to report that the 45th President of the United States bowled a perfect 300 in Wii Sports.
This is the biggest news since last year's announcement that Trump had scored a double-eagle in Mario Golf: Super Rush.
"I'm making a huge announcement today, absolutely huge," reads the announcement leaked exclusively to The Babylon Bee as a show of gratitude for publishing real news at the highest standard. "Despite literally everyone trying to subvert the count and gaslight me into thinking I did not score a 300, I defied all possible expectations and did in fact score a 300 in Nintendo Bowling. Never been done before in Nintendo Bowling. Not ever. Phenomenal job eve

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