A masked burglar broke into a closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the scotch and whisky.
The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he is a raccoon.
On Saturday morning, an employee at the store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
Samantha Martin, an officer who works at the local animal control, said: “I personally like raccoons.
“They are funny little critters. He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything.”
Ms Martin said she took the raccoon back to the animal shelter, though she had her fair share of giggles along the way.

The Northern Echo

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