WASHINGTON, D.C. - As President Trump wrapped up an impromptu press briefing at the White House Thursday, evangelical Trump supporter Franklin Graham reportedly pushed his way through the crowd and launched himself toward Trump, attempting to touch the mere hem of his garment in order to acquire some of the president's spiritual power.
"If only I touch his suit jacket, I will receive his God-given anointing," he whispered to himself, according to sources.
After Graham's fingers brushed the edge of Trump's suit jacket, the president stopped and looked around slowly. "Who touched me?" he asked quietly. But his aides and staff all denied it. "Mr. President, there is a crowd all around you," a Secret Service agent said.
"I know someone touched me, for I felt power go out from me," Trump rep

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