A drunken raccoon was found passed out next to the toilet inside a Virginia ABC Store in Hanover County, but not before he ransacked the storage room on what appeared to have been a rabid bender.

As far as intoxicated raccoons, this is a first for me, Martin said. But in general, raccoons, they get themselves into so many things. I am constantly fishing them out of dumpsters all the time, trash cans, under cars, you name it.

The raccoon managed to fall through the ceiling tile, according to Martin. He took out the security cameras in the process, though they were able to piece the scene together through context clues.

When Martin arrived, the ABC manager first showed her the broken bottles of alcohol all over the floor.

Obviously I had to take a picture of that, because thats hilarious

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