Dear Seattle-Area Tesla Drivers,

You’ve probably noticed that your stickers aren’t helping. No one cares when you bought your Tesla or how you feel about the company’s CEO. No one is impressed that you’re using electricity instead of gas. That would have made your car special in 2012, but in Seattle in 2025? Not so much.

Those stickers have done little to deter the glares and middle fingers you so richly deserve, and you’re not willing to sell your car because—for some inexplicable reason—Tesla resale values are way down. What could possibly be the reason for all this hatred? What else could you possibly do?

Fortunately, there is something you can do. There is a concrete action you can take that the rest of us would truly, deeply appreciate:

FUCKING PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU’RE FUCKING

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