The world of political media is still reeling from the shocking news of Tucker Carlson being let go, but as with anything in the fast-paced business of cable news, the show must go on. Fox News has yet to reveal any plans regarding who or what may fill Carlson's vacated nightly prime-time spot, but the channel will surely attempt to hit a home run with its decision.

The Babylon Bee has compiled a list of absolutely perfect candidates for Tucker's replacement:

Lizzo: She's landing massive cameos in shows like The Mandalorian , so it would be a big deal for Fox to land such a huge, huge, very huge star.

David French: He's the fearless, stalwart guardian of true conservatism.

A robot anchorman who will thoughtlessly read the teleprompter verbatim: No opinions, just push the narrati

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