A liquor store employee in Virginia walked in on an unexpected crime scene: shattered whisky bottles on the floor, a bathroom door slightly ajar, and—inside—one very drunk, very relaxed raccoon passed out as it had just survived finals week. Watch the viral video below:

Apparently, the furry bandit crashed through a ceiling tile, raided the store like it had a VIP pass, and helped itself to whatever whisky hit the floor.

“He went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything,” said Samantha Martin, the animal control officer who found the raccoon sprawled out in maximum spread-eagle mode.

The Hanover County animal shelter confirmed the raccoon was, in fact, hammered. After a solid nap and zero injuries—minus what they described as ‘a hangover and poor life choices’—the intruder sobered u

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