In Metal Gear Solid 2 , a clearly malfunctioning AI Colonel (wow, the game really was ahead of its time) at some point tells you “Actually, I am in really bad shape financially, I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills ... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I’m really sorry.” The tone on his “sorry” is slightly disturbed, a little overstressed, and makes you feel that the intent is not actually there behind the word.

That’s how I feel about our Week 13 FLEX Finder results . I am (AI Colonel voice) sorry that John Metchie couldn’t corral an easy touchdown catch. And that Lamar Jackson is malfunctioning worse than said Colonel AI and Mark Andrews didn’t get there on account of it. And that Devin Neal couldn’t

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