Grandpa Puddin' Brain made a funny, and the crowd of folks around him were forced to laugh. Secretary of Making Us Dress Nicer Sean Duffy was decrying his predecessor's actual progress, but failed to make fun of his name. The now only shown seated and with his hand hidden, sick and bitter old man Donald Trump demanded that Duffy use a silly mnemonic, as it is the only way his jellied brain can handle so many vowels.

I can remember when the first President Bush was castigated for vomiting, and the second one was mocked for being unable to open doors. Now it seems we just laugh along with a total moron. This guy promises a billion percent reduction in drug prices, and no one says a thing.

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• Grandpa Puddin' Brains barrels past the last guardrail of reality

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