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U.S. — In a surprising new revelation that was sure to raise eyebrows across the country, a new investigation revealed that, yes, it looks like they're still making LaCroix.

The unexpected finding shocked researchers who sought to determine if production of LaCroix had continued or if the not-quite-flavored carbonated beverage had mysteriously faded into mythical status.

"Yep, we're still cranking it out," confirmed Bob LaCroix, founder of LaCroix. "Though some people seem to have relegated us to the stuff of legend and folklore, I can assure all of our devoted consumers that they can still find our cans of fizzy, vaguely flavored water on store shelves all over the United States."

Rumors had spread among LaCroix's diehard fans and hipster church small groups t

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