WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, senior White House aides are still searching for a Biden they can send out in public following recent gaffes and federal crimes committed by Joe, Jill, and Hunter Biden.

The pressure to find a member of the Biden family who will not do the administration harm has resulted in the resignation of numerous employees including former press secretary Jen Psaki. When asked to comment on the growing scandals within the White House, Psaki laughed wildly over the phone and hung up.

"I don't know if I can take it anymore," said one aide who agreed to speak on condition of anonymity. "When the first lady compared Mexicans to breakfast tacos I absolutely lost it. And don't get me started on the President. I have to wear a hair net to keep him from trying to sn

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