My Spotify Wrapped Says I’m… 70 Years Old?!

The curiosity of who your most-streamed artist was this year is officially over—Spotify Wrapped has arrived! And listen, as much as I love radio (obviously), there’s still a part of me that hops right onto the Spotify bandwagon every year. I can’t help it. Wrapped is like the Super Bowl of music recaps. It gives you your top songs, top artists, top genres—basically a full rundown of who you were sonically for the past 12 months.

And apparently… I’m 70.

Yep. According to Spotify, my “listening age” is seven decades old. SEVENTY. That’s 46 years into my future, which feels rude and hilarious at the same time. But honestly? Makes total sense. I’ve always had the music taste of someone who probably owns a very organized vinyl collection and waters

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