BURBANK, CA - A group of angry penguins gathered today outside Warner Bros. in Burbank to protest the movie studio's rumored decision to cast Colin Farrell as The Penguin in the upcoming Batman flick.

The penguins complain that penguin actors are underrepresented and that it is not OK for a biological non-penguin to play the role. As soon as the Penguin Actor's Guild heard about the possible casting decision, they cried fowl, flocking to Warner Bros.' movie lot to screech their anger and disappointment.

"You cannot erase us!" one penguin cried into a megaphone. "Warner Bros. really has egg on their face. It's just the good old boys club flocking together again. Despite all the squawking about equality, Hollywood thinks they're at the top of the pecking order, and the rest of us are just

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