I’m so glad to have my girls back! I know that we bitch every season about how RHOBH is boring — especially since it kicks up right as The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City , our most high-octane franchise, is winding down — but no one does it like these California girls. The episode begins with some slo-mo B-roll footage. Here’s Sutton riding her horse like it’s the opening to Knots Landing . Erika Jayne is either washing her car in her driveway or filming an unreleased Whitesnake video. Boz is at a photo shoot, giving her best smile and her throatiest laugh. Dorit is spending someone else’s money at Hermès and crossing Rodeo Drive with “big mistake, huge” energy. Kyle Richards is, I don’t know, walking to her car with an open Birkin and continuing not to train her menagerie of poor

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