President Donald Trump initially picked a rando architecture firm to build his stupid enormous bribe palace—er, ballroom, but that firm is now dunzo.

McCrery Architects, you’re fired. Shalom Baranes, it’s your turn to try to please a toddler madman who has millions worth of other people’s dollars to throw at this thing. How do you feel about gold leaf?

The official story here is that the project is transitioning to the “next stage of development.”

Huh. So you’re saying that McCrery Architects, which mostly builds churches and university buildings and which seemed to have produced initial ballroom plans generated by ChatGPT, wasn’t going to be up to the task?

Unlike McCrery, Shalom Baranes has worked on a ton of federal buildings and is probably far better suited to take this project on

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