Donald Trump hasn't yet been able to coax Nobel into giving him a peace prize. But you know who has recognised his ability to get people to say they'll stop fighting to avoid a threat of tariffs? FIFA. That's right. That well-known humanitarian organisation and also football governing body has invented a peace prize so that boss Gianni Infantino can give it to Donald Trump. It's a bit like when the Brits invented the "Global Success" award in 2013 in order to give it to One Direction, except many, many times more corrupt.

Trump will be given the "award" at the World Cup draw, to take place at the Kennedy Centre in Washington DC this afternoon.

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Trump got a made up award from FIFA

And a medal

He counted one of his stopped wars twice

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