By NOAH TRISTER

WASHINGTON (AP) — The president of the United States danced to the Village People, Wayne Gretzky struggled to pronounce the names of underdog soccer nations from Europe and the Caribbean — and the head of FIFA declared his governing body to be humanity’s official provider of happiness.

And yes, teams were divided into groups for next year’s World Cup. That was, after all, the stated purpose of the gathering.

After Friday’s ceremony began, it took about 90 minutes — the length of a regulation soccer match — for the draw to begin in earnest. By then, casual fans who tuned in out of curiosity had learned that FIFA doesn’t really do understatement. Not for an event like this, at least.

A screen shows the final bracket at the end of the draw for the 2026 soccer World Cup a

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