U.S. - According to a brand-new, peer-reviewed study published in The Christian Journal Of Worship Science, worship leaders who wear ripped, shredded, or otherwise irreparably altered jeans have shown a tendency to have much higher levels of genuineness and raw, real authenticity.

The findings, revealed Friday, confirm what worship leader experts had long thought.

"We'd theorized for years that exposing vast swathes of one's own skin on the upper thighs, knees, and calves had to have some kind of correlation with just how legit a worship pastor is," Dr. Wesley R. Ross of Harvard University told reporters Friday. "Now we have solid evidence - baring one's legs is a sign of baring one's very soul. Most intriguing."

Nationwide, worship leaders were unsurprised by the report.

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