WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hearings on Capitol Hill took a dramatic turn today, with PBS's bipartisanship being questioned due to newly released footage of Elmo keying a Tesla Cybertruck.
The shocking video came out while PBS officials were being questioned by members of Congress, with audible gasps being heard when it appeared to show the beloved Sesame Street star approaching the parked Cybertruck and aggressively running his key along its side.
"Elmo hates Nazis! Elmo make sure everyone knows you have a Nazi car!" the red-furred creature was heard saying on the video. "Elmo didn't vote for Elon Musk. Elmo wants Elon Musk to get bent. Elmo says Elon should stay away from Sesame Street if he knows what's good for him!"
Republican members of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee p

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