In a “Weekend Update” that featured jokes about Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, a sunburned vacationer played by cast member Ben Marshall and how Netflix will jack up its prices to $50 million in order to buy Warner Bros., Sarah Sherman stole the show playing the drunk raccoon that (actually!) got wasted in a Virigina liquor store this week, and passed out in the bathroom.

“Here to explain their actions is that drunk raccoon,” said Colin Jost .

Coming on to Jost, while writhing around the Update desk, the raccoon complained that it doesn’t have any privacy, as Jost said she has a “serious drinking problem.” She countered that the “problem being I can’t get drunk in a bathroom without people taking pictures of me face down, ass up!”

When Jost asked her whether Bradley Cooper’s po

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