With the news that Kamala Harris's campaign somehow ended up $20 million in debt after raising over $1 billion in donations, critics have started to wonder: how on earth did her campaign spend that billion dollars? Our crack investigative team at the Bee has gone to work and can now share a line-by-line breakdown of where all that money went:

$70 million for accent coaches : In retrospect, probably shouldn't have used Foghorn Leghorn.

$500,000 for Lizzo's catering : That's a lot of hoagies.

$70 million for surgery to re-attach Tim Walz's arms every time they flew off: Not bad, honestly.

$10 million for NFL coaches to try to teach Walz how to talk about football: Must have been the Jets' coach.

$900,000 for Harry Sisson's puberty blockers: Harry goes off those, even that dude migh

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